HONEY

i thought i would never in my entire blissful life get stung by a honey bee, but dammit, i did.

i thought i would never in my entire blissful life step on a honey bee in my own living room, but dammit, i did.

oh goodness me, my toe is swelling so badly, it hurts, it itches and it looks like some crazy doc had a canned sausage fitted it in as a prosthetic.

help!